Sox win, 9 to 5: Getting even is a full-time job

So, those of you who figured it was only a matter of time after the Chicago White Sox were down 4-0 and 5-1 to the Toronto Blue Jays on the wings of another flaccid Lucas Giolito start that the South Siders would storm back in the bottom of the eighth and put up more runs in one frame than they have all year, step forward.

Uh, scratch that, I meant to say, if you are a dirty, dastardly liar, step forward. Grab some bench, you deceitful souls.

Those honest souls among readership — and let’s hope this counts nearly 100% of you — stick around and finish this recap.

’Cause it’s a fun one, man. It’s been four months — Opening Day, to be exact — since we’ve been able to enjoy such a sour start…