Opening Day is upon us, ladies and gentlemen. Chicago White Sox ace James Shields takes the bump against those no-good Kansas City Royals tomorrow afternoon. I still can't believe the Sox traded Freddy Tatis Jr. for the chance to pay this guy $20 million a season to suck.
For real though, how is this guy the Opening Day starter? Give it to Lucas Giolito for the season opener fellas, come on. The theme we are all banking on is Ricky's Boys Don't Quit, not Jerry's Boy's Cousin We Traded an Absolute Stud For.