Give me just a second.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
OK.
I hope you, dear reader, did that along with me, and it was at least a little cathartic. Let’s just dive into this White Sox game.
The Starters
Vince Velásquez certainly pitched today. The good news: he recorded six strikeouts. The bad: Well ... he allowed eight hits, five earned runs, and one walk. He put the White Sox in a terrible position, as if the cold bats were not enough. He only made it through 3 1⁄3 innings before being pulled.