Six Pack of Stats: Twins 9, White Sox 2

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I hope you, dear reader, did that along with me, and it was at least a little cathartic. Let’s just dive into this White Sox game.

The Starters

Vince Velásquez certainly pitched today. The good news: he recorded six strikeouts. The bad: Well ... he allowed eight hits, five earned runs, and one walk. He put the White Sox in a terrible position, as if the cold bats were not enough. He only made it through 3 1⁄3 innings before being pulled. Bennett Sousa, unfortunately, didn’t do the White Sox any favors, either.

Velásquez’s 87-pitch outing looked like this:

Dylan Bundy swept the floor with the White Sox. In five innings, Bundy recorded…