Six Pack of Stats: Cubs 7, White Sox 0

I mean, seriously, the hell? FanGraphsAh well, you win some, you lose some. The Chicago White Sox failed to get on the board against Alec Mills and old friend Codi Heuer, as the Chicago Cubs won their first game of the 2021 Crosstown Classic. Blind squirrel, nut, etc.

The Starters

It was only for a brief summer or two back in the halcyon days of 2013 that I let the band fun. take up much space in my head. I assume this is true of a good chunk of you, too. Yet nearly a decade after We Are Young became the Annoying Song of the Summer, it’s the opening refrain of another one of their hits that sticks in my brain and rears its head while watching Lance Lynn get rocked by the Cubs.

Some nights I…