Reinsdorf tries a new way of tanking
Who’s the shark ... and who’s lunch? | wikipedia.com
Think Jerry Reinsdorf’s The 78 handout is dead in the water without state funding? Maybe not.
We now tune your televisions to ABC-TV, on some Friday night in the near future ...
Announcer: Next into the tank are two men who want to build a monument to themselves.
[cue music, as Jerry Reinsdorf and Stephen M. Ross enter]
JR: Hi, sharks, I’m Jerry from Highland Park, Illinois.