Rumor has it: White Sox 4, Rockies 2

The White Sox prevailed in the desert today, besting the Colorado Rockies by a final score of 4-2. As is the case with most early spring matchups, its box score consists of an avalanche of names:

That’s 35 position players combined, by my count.

Not to mention the 15 different pitchers that we saw today.

It was difficult to cobble together the story behind the box score, but here’s what I’ve been able to discern:

Leury García tried to lead things off for the White Sox but was apparently chased off by some kind of desert Sasquatch.