Once upon a time in the mid-to-late 2000s, one might be seated at US Cellular Field (as it was then called) and “Touch Me” by the Doors would begin to blare from the speakers. This was the cue for a wispy red-haired 6’4” 180-pound righthanded reliever to stalk toward the mound.
His hat constantly fell off his head while delivering a pitch. In a phone interview with the Chicago Tribune’s David Haugh, his mother said, “He lets his hair grow out long so his hat will stay on.”
It was Robert Meiklejohn MacDougal. But you can call him Mike.