Presenting the White Sox 420 All-Stars

In the spirit of the day, the crack research team at South Side Sox came up with the White Sox 420 All-Stars.

As you might expect, it’s a ragtag bunch of beerleaguers, light on defense, heavy on hitting — and always ready to party postgame.

All right, readers, let’s fire up the list!

Ken Henderson (CF) Clean-cut to aviator-glasses hippie. Henderson had a killer season in center for the Sox in 1974, probably due to listening to Dark Side of the Moon on headphones pregame, every night.