Our SSS White Sox predictions 2024: Turn and cough

Once more, as it will undoubtedly be the final time in my life to type these words, let’s make it plain that the lead author of this story is the Returning Champion, as we begin another year of South Side Sox predictions.

At publication time roughly 24 hours before the White Sox season got underway, 16 of us at South Side Sox risked mockery and embarrassment to enter our thoughts on the horrors that await us in 2024. Well, await the White Sox, at least. But that’s coming mostly in a companion story.

If you’d rather listen than read, c’mon try harder, but OK we did a podcast about these picks as well.

All right, let’s begin the horror show.

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