Los Angeles Dodgers 9, Chicago White Sox 6

Yep, you know the drill. Shohei Ohtani took it deep.Happy Tuesday, White Sox fans, and happy Shohei Ohtani is a Dodger day! I hope you’ll join me every Tuesday for White Sox game coverage this season, and my promise to you will be the one that’s endured through all my seasons here: I won’t bring any toxic positivity or toxic negativity in the 2024 season, because that garbage sucks to read.

That said, my White Sox offseason break was probably just like yours and included a lot of headshaking and sighing with every move announced in the Great Offseason Clearance Sale. Writing about baseball creates an inescapable spiral of doom when the team is being led by a bunch of greedy disappointments…