Into the bleakness of a long winter’s lockout, to the rescue comes Cryptosoxery, a little fun with words and letters to help fill the baseball-less emptiness.
Cryptosoxery is a cryptoquote having in some way to do with the White Sox — maybe spoken by a player or someone in the organization, or spoken about them or something close enough we get to count it.
This first Cryptosoxery of the offseason is an exercise in blatant hypocrisy from someone who won’t surprise you at all. I don’t know when the words were spoken or under what circumstances, but they’re definitely good for an “oh, yeah?