How I learned to stop worrying and love promotions

Tonight will be jubilant for most, as we get to see the debut of one of the best young talents to ever wear a White Sox uniform.

But we do need to keep in our thoughts and prayers those brave service time warriors who are devastated that, in the case of Michael Kopech at least, the White Sox have ignored their stirring vindications of efficient corporate asset allocation strategy.

We need to keep in our thoughts and prayers those brave service time warriors who are devastated that, in the case of Michael Kopech at least, the White Sox have ignored their stirring vindications of efficient corporate asset allocation strategy.When such people argued for why Kopech and Eloy Jiménez — two players…