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“He looks like he’s staring into my soul”

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Kids say the darndest things sometimes, my daughter is no exception to that.

At eight years old, she’s incredibly opinionated and always wants people to know exactly how she feels. I suggested she rank the MLB mascots as a story idea, after it came up on a recent podcast, and she ran with it. I think her teacher, softball coach and any random person she crossed this week knew that she would have her very own article up soon.

Mark Lazerus of The Athletic had his daughter rank NHL mascots to kick off the 2020 All-Star Weekend, after frequently tweeting about her collection of plush mascots he would buy as a souvenir during each road trip.