Guardians 11, White Sox 2: That’s it, trade everyone

Stretch more thoroughly next time, fellas.Well folks, it’s a wrap: This team isn’t going anywhere. Trade everyone.

I kid, of course, but it’s almost certainly for the best that the South Siders’ third spring training contest — and the first fielding a regular lineup — did not receive a TV broadcast, as Cleveland victimized young White Sox pitching to the tune of a nine-run fifth inning and 11-2 victory.

The White Sox A-lineup provided little thump in their first taste of 2022 action together, as Tim Anderson, Luis Robert, José Abreu, Yoán Moncada, Eloy Jiménez, and Yasmani Grandal combined to go 1-for-12 on the afternoon. Anderson provided the lone hit, a fourth-inning infield single to the…