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Grading the White Sox first half

The crack staff at South Side Sox is always working hard for you, dear reader. And our research lab, camouflaged in an unknown locale rumored to be on the deep, deep South Side, has unearthed a brand-new metric for you:

WARsss

Yes, this revolutionary new statistical development will be employed at times over the course of seasons to come. And what is amazing about this metric is that it doesn’t just apply to baseball player performance ... it could grade baseball movies, best or worst games of the season, even ballpark foods.

Nifty, eh?