If you have a rabbit’s foot, please keep it in your pocket and rub it regularly tonight. If you have a horseshoe, don’t give it back to the horse just yet. If you have a preferred deity, please appeal to that deity in the manner he, she, or it prefers.
Eloy Jiménez is going to be in left field.
In his 2021 White Sox debut last night, Eloy was safely in the DH slot, where he went 0-for-4. Tonight, though, the HOFBP has him playing defense, and we all know the jeopardy in that.
It’s not true that Eloy gets hurt or injures someone else every time he takes to the field.