The Jeopardy answer:
Halley’s comet. The Rapture. Dylan Cease.
The correct question: What are three long-awaited things of astronomical import?
For many a Chicago White Sox fan, the list is in the wrong order. By all accounts, Cease is a kid with his head on his shoulders, his feet on the ground, and everything else properly arranged, which is critical, because otherwise all the hype would have swollen his head to the size of the Great Pumpkin. He could toss a 96-pitch perfect game this afternoon and still not live up to all the hoopla.