FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Wednesday, March 27, 2019
WHITE SOX ANNOUNCE BEVY OF INNOVATIVE PROMOTIONS TO MAKE OUR SECOND-DIVISION DWELLERS PALATABLE
Rose-Colored Glasses Nights, Herm Schneider BobbleBelly Night, Thank-the-Baseball-Gods-for-Eloy Night, Dylan Cease Day, Ducks on the Pond Day, Tommy John Surgery Days Are All Part of Our Early-Season Promotional Specials
CHICAGO — Tired of hearing about the rebuild and want to see some of it? Depressed over major free agents making stupid decisions based in self-interest? Staying home from the ballpark until your Chicago White Sox are at least a .