Bird App Recap: White Sox 14, Athletics 2

Holy moly, folks. It was a party in Oakland tonight. The White Sox scored early and often in a vulgar display of offensive power, besting the Athletics by a final score of 14-2.

In tonight’s Bird App Recap, I just want the pure, unadulterated joy to show through.

What follows is a collection of tweets in which the members of WST stood together, holding hands in a circle around a bonfire, singing songs of praise up into the late-night sky.

Well, virtually.

(Although, some of us were there physically.)

Elvis Andrus and Yoán Moncada started the game with back-to-back bombs, and didn’t let up for the rest of the game.

We just want to bottle up the team the way they are right now and not change…