Bird App Recap: Red Sox 16, White Sox 7

If a higher power exists, they must hate the Chicago White Sox. I can’t think of another plausible explanation for this shameful 16-7 loss to the Boston Red Sox.

I mean, right from the get-go, it was terrible. Dallas Keuchel allowed Red Sox hitters to conga-line around the bases like that old Bugs Bunny cartoon.

So help me God, this better be the last day Dallas Keuchel pitches for the Chicago White Sox. DFA him before the night is over.

— Jeffery in Paris! (@starwart1) May 27, 2022 If the White Sox put Dallas Keuchel on the mound for another start this season, they are objectively insane. This isn't a decent pitcher who is underperforming anymore. He is officially, decisively and profoundly…