The gallows humor of the South Side Sox social media accounts has been in full swing for at least a good month now, given the 2024 team’s horrific rank among teams in franchise history — and for a very healthy stretch into May, its pitiful rank among all clubs in major league history. I am mostly responsible for what goes out on Twitter, including this backhanded dis of any team that dares lose to the bumbling White Sox:
Tonight is the night the Cleveland Guardians season ended.
— South Side Sox (@SouthSideSox) May 10, 2024
Well, in that vein, tonight’s win may mark the day the 2024 Chicago White Sox season began.