Hey you guys - I’ve got some bad news.
No, nothing about … no! Please, sit down. It’s about the Fire. Yes, the Chicago Fire. I just wanted to tell you … you know those dominant Fire of spring and early summer? The ones that created those where-were-you-when moments?
Yeah, I’m sorry. I think they’re dead.
I swear! Why would I make this up? They have to be dead if they’re now a zombie, right? And I just saw a zombie version of those swaggering Men in Red scrape their way past DC United, 3-0, at Toyota Park.