CHICAGO FIRE 1 (Accam 77)
MINNESOTA UNITED 2 (Danladi 36, 45)MINNESOTA
In place of writing an actual game story - because I’m not willing to work harder than the Fire, for fuck’s sake - reproduced here are my live notes as the Men in Red lost their SIXTH GAME in SEVEN, this time AT HOME to a fucking EXPANSION TEAM.
I’d say ‘Enjoy,’ but that’s not fuckin’ likely. Consider this a ‘create-your-own-narrative’ game, if you care to play along:
Fire have lost 5 of 6 since the Gold Cup break.