Roundtable: Wailing, Gnashing Of Teeth, Etc.

James Bridget Gordon: Happy Monday, y’all.

Let’s start with the Despair Scale check-in. I’m still at a 9, but at this point I’m basically saving my 10 for something truly awful.

Ruben Tisch: I’ve gone down the despair drain. After watching teams with superstars take over games that are not the Fire, I’m at a 10.

James Bridget: Oof

Adnan Baši\u0107: I’m at the point where I need to ask if I’m allowed to go over 10. That bad

Ruben: Like, did you see what Zlatan did yesterday? He singlehandedly beat Orlando.

Adnan: I’d like one of those “star players” please.

James Bridget: We have one, his name is Bastian Schweinsteiger.

Adnan: And while I’m here can I get a “competent head coach.” And lastly one…