James Bridget Gordon: So, uh, this weekend sucked. Both of Chicago's professional soccer teams lost on the road against vulnerable, beatable opposition. It was... grim.
And so here's my question to start things off: Is it time to cancel soccer? Has this charade gone on long enough?
John Carollo III: Shut it down! Chicago doesn't need soccer anymore!
Jack Kelly: Chicago has professional soccer teams?
John: I have no clue what's wrong with the Red Stars. Everything says "championship caliber", but they aren't getting the points.
Sean Spence: I’ve got some ideas, and I shared some of them in my comment to James’ game story.