James Bridget Gordon: So there's a lot to talk about re: the Fire's 1-0 home win over Cow-lumbus, but perhaps the most pressing is this: Why are they such a Yellow [expletive deleted] Team?
Alex Picchietti: Haven't you heard the tale about the captain of the ship and the color of his uniform?
<Everyone scrambles to find comfortable seats. Flagons of mead and the finest meats and cheeses are assembled for the listeners. The longhouse fills with the smoke of our cook-fires.>
Alex: Long story short, the Crew see the Fire coming, and they exclaim, "fetch me my yellow shorts.