Philadelphia Union 2, Chicago Fire 0: What We Learned

Bill Streicher-USA TODAY Sports In my preview on Friday I wrote that the Chicago Fire have given us a gift by no longer giving a shit about the season. Their apathy has allowed us fans to release ourselves from the burden of caring about superficial concerns like results or performances or, y’know, the future.

Their 2-0 loss to the Philadelphia Union served to reinforce the value of that gift.

Here are some takeaways from Saturday’s farce.

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