MLS Weekend Hatewatch, Week 8: Stuntin’ On The Jumbotron

Goddamn, this league is so weird sometimes. All these multiple-goal games, all these contending teams dropping points, but it’s still MLS in April sooooooooooo none of this matters? Probably? The season is 30-something games long but sometimes this feels more like baseball, where you can fall into ruts for extended stretches of time and still end up making a deep postseason run.

It also makes writing about MLS a pain in the ass, because I have to try and get you to care about stuff that probably doesn’t actually matter.

So hey, here’s some stuff that went down in Week 8 or whatever.

Dropping six on Vancouver isn’t that novel these days, I guess. But it’s worth noting that SKC are now unbeaten…