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MLS Weekend Hatewatch: The Unclenching

The season’s over! We’re freeeeeee!

<Sean comes in to tell me there’s still playoffs>

Aw fuck.

Well, today was still the last day of the regular season. Decision Day 2: Dark Vengeance settled all the other decisions that weren’t made last week.

All the games happened simultaneously while I was looking at the Fire embarrassing themselves, and I still had to make dinner and do laundry tonight, so if you came here expecting insightful analysis I got some bad news for you.

Here’s all the primo bullshit that happened yesterday.

Atlanta came this fucking close to getting the #2 seed.