Man, nothing makes me appreciate Major League Soccer more than the start of the new NFL season. MLS has its problems— many, many, many, many, many problems— but I’ll take this shit over the NFL any day of the week. Fuck Roger Goodell, fuck traumatic brain injuries, and fuck any organization that flips out over anthem protests while letting domestic abusers get away with fucking murder.
Anyway, here’s the weekend in MLS.
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh.
So Toronto beat the shit out of SJ. The particulars aren’t important— Jozy bagged two, if that’s any indication of how much of a fucking stroll this was for TFC— but the big thing is what it means for the rest of us.