Ugh. Just, ugh. Everyone in the Eastern Conference keeps doing well for themselves right when the Fire start sucking again. Can we just, like, cancel the rest of the season? No?
Fucking fuck.
Fine, here’s the weekend in MLS. Ugh.
This game wasn’t, like, boring? But I still spent long stretches of the game waiting for something to happen that wasn’t rough fouls or missed chances. Literally the first 65 minutes were just like,
That last half hour was preeeeeetty nice. Diego Valeri did his usual thing, the Pink Cows came roaring back in the last 10 minutes with Portland down a man, somehow the visitors managed not to score, and then the Timbers sealed the deal right at the end of stoppage time with Luis Robles caught out.