Ooh, time to get my Columbus Crew hate on!
*clears throat*
Co….
Honestly, I cannot even muster any of my usual rage against our Midwestern rivals as the Chicago Fire travel to the hellhole that I imagine Columbus to be to face the Crew. That’s the issue when both teams find themselves sharing the bottom slots of the Eastern Conference. The Fire have reclaimed their rightful place in the cellar of the MLS and frontrunners to take the Wooden Spoon award for the second straight year. The Crew aren’t much better, with 32 points in 30 matches and needing a miracle to sneak themselves into the playoffs.