I’d like to write a nice column, one where I highlight all the great things the Fire are doing to make themselves the best darn soccer franchise in the US of A … where I point out that somewhere, puppies are frolicking, children are laughing, people are free and fulfilled because FIRE, and mean it, and everyone nods along.*
I’d like that, but I can’t.
Here’s the good news, if you’re that one intern assigned to read Hot Time and tell The Money if he’s mentioned: No matter what happens with the Chicago Fire this year, Andrew Hauptman is not going to lose money over the long haul, gang.