The Chicago Fire may be terrible, but you have to give them credit: they’re finding new and exciting ways to be terrible.
The Men In Red will get another chance to explore new frontiers in suckitude when they host Los Angeles FC, a team that didn’t exist this year. We know they’re good, and they have a Ring Of Fire inductee on the sidelines.
Brace yourselves. This is probably going to hurt.
Two wins and a draw from their last three games.