To: Uttermost Potentate Furn
4E29D The Totality
14th Causality Zone
From: Your Emissary on Terra
I began this assignment in doubt, as you must know. How could a Terran sporting concern become important enough to affect galactic history a thousand years down the line? I still have my doubts about that idea - as of this writing, the clubs in MLS still garner little regard even on this smallish globe - but in my few months here on this weird, fractious planet, I’ve learned that there are more outcomes than can be counted.