WASHINGTON — In the end, the result was as you expected, a close win befitting a taut series. It just didn't turn out how you expected. It didn't go how any of us expected in our wildest baseball fever dreams. Not even close.
Oh my god, what did I just watch and how long have I been here?
Is Trump still President? Are these my fingers still typing? I think I got food poisoning at Monday’s Cubs game. Did I actually die there on the side of the highway and go to some baseball limbo where games never end and Joe Maddon and Dusty Baker just make confounding pitching changes for eternity?