Yu Darvish signed a six-year, $126 million deal with the Chicago Cubs. I guess this means that the Jake Arrieta train really has left the station. As it turns out, the Cubs weren’t losing Yu after all. It just took a little more Blood, Sweat, and Tears. Therefore I say by the rare earth that I walk upon that I just want to celebrate, celebrate, six more years of Yu puns the Cubs’ new starting pitcher. And by the power that the jukebox I grew up listening to has bestowed upon me, I say unto Yu, children, shake your booties:
Can Yu dig it?