Today’s headline was brought to you by the innovative mind of comedian Steven Wright. He’s the guy who also said, “I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I’m an idiot.” He also asked, “How young can you die of old age?” Oh, and he told us, “I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing ‘Happy Birthday.’ ”
Well, you might have figured out that my theme is not about the brilliant Mr. Wright, but about birthdays
(although the Red Sox had a pitcher named Steven Wright) and aging.