“All the wild men, big cigars, gigantic cars… they’re all laughing at me now.” – The Show Must Go On by Three Dog Night
There is no greater form of puerile and lazy entertainment than blogging about who is going to get traded where, and for whom. I’ll mock myself later for what is about to follow, but I’m going to find new homes for some of the 12 best players reportedly on the market. I’m going to exclude Chris Sale and Justin Verlander because most think they’re unavailable, though I believe they will be moved.