“It’s one for the dagger and another for the one you believe.” – The Fratellis, Chelsea Dagger
My first thought after watching the Cubs’ home opener is that the team’s pitching lab is much more advanced than its pyrotechnics team. I don’t know if that display was an April Fool’s thing or not, but it certainly made Tom Ricketts look as miserly as most fans believe him to be. I imagine he’ll have the players burn sparklers while we’re paying $21.50 for beers if the Cubs reach the World Series.