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The Rundown: Rise of the Resistance, Ralph Breaks the Rumor Mill, Conflicts in Cubs News

Saturday is typically a day of rest for The Rundown, but I was MIA yesterday and felt the desire to put a little something together in Mike Canter’s stead. The only problem is that the Cubs have done next to nothing and I’m completely exhausted, which is at least partially due to Pope Gregory XIII being an unrepentant dick and deciding that 2020’s Leap Year would feature an interminable January instead of just giving February an extra day.

I know those of you not in the Midwest may not be able to relate, but the constant cloud cover here has resulted in a Vitamin D deficiency that has everyone more sluggish than the Cubs’ efforts in free agency.