“From Meccano to Legoland, here they come with a brick in their hand, men with heads filled up with sand.” – Build by The Housemartins
Let’s have a little fun and try to construct Chicago’s frugal-but-potentially-dominant 2026 bullpen. Jed Hoyer needs 10-12 players to complete his roster, and the bulk of those additions will most likely be cheap relievers.
“Off the top of my head, I’d say you’re looking at a Boesky, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, two Jethros and a Leon Spinks, not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever.