Have you seen any of those videos on Instagram, TikTok, or Facebook where they compare two pets at a time, with one clip showing an effortlessly cute or athletic animal and the next showing a total goober? Making it even better is that the first is backed by the sound of Russell Crowe saying, “My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius,” while the second is Channing Tatum from 22 Jump Street awkwardly uttering, “My name is Jeff.” Go check some of them out when you’ve got a second.
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