Well, we found Ray Renfield, but since we plan to conduct this interview in broad daylight, I’ll have to do it myself, at least until Ray steps out for a bite.
Greetings, ersatz Cubs fans. We’ve successfully negotiated both the big water (the ocean, not the Schuylkill) and several decades of the past, and are comfortably esconced outside of a small pub near the site of the venue. Since we’re digital, we only have to pay as much attention to consensus reality as we need to, and the unique properties of the Cub Tracks Continuum allow us to visit any time and place we wish.