Well that sucked. I’m not even jazzed enough to joke about this being the real Cubs home opener. The Brewers have gotten off to a hot start, full of dramatic walk off hits/catches and all the other fun things that the 2016 Cubs seemed to have from the get go.
The Cubs meanwhile have gone from a team that certain morons predicted would match their win total from last year to speculation that the manager might be fired before the end of April. Those were some pretty shitty conditions out there, and after the bullpen eventually shit the bed in the pouring rain, you’d think Joe would go out there to defend his players against playing in those conditions.