If there’s anything superagent Scott Boras loves more than scoring huge contracts for his clients, it’s regaling the media with bombastic analogies. It reminds me of the late Don Davis, a man folks in Central Indiana and beyond may remember as the proprietor of Don’s Guns in Indianapolis. His infamous slogan of, “I don’t wanna make any money, I just love to sell guns” was followed in commercials by him shooting finger guns while cackling maniacally.
Here’s an ad for his $10 gun rental program, but you can find several other cringe-worthy commercials elsewhere on YouTube.
Though Boras has a significantly more erudite schtick, that desire to be the center of attention while slinging his wares surely has him missing the annual platform provided by the Winter Meetings.