Scott Boras is the agent everyone loves to hate.
Everyone except his clients, of course, because he does his job well. He gets them big money.
He also likes to spend this time of year turning florid phrases about some of those clients. You can read many of those in today’s Outside The Confines. Here are a couple more examples:
Boras on Jackie Bradley Jr.: "JBJ is like PBJ -- he's sweet and smooth and he spreads it all over and covers it well."
— Tyler Kepner (@TylerKepner) December 15, 2020
Boras, extending the vehicular metaphor to cover José Altuve’s struggles in the 60-game season: “Don’t evaluate when you’re on the frontage road.