Outside The Confines: The Scott Boras show goes virtual

Photo by Mike Stobe/Getty ImagesLaat week when MLB’s Winter Meetings went all digital, I got a few things wrong. For one, I mistakenly believed that there might actually be some movement on the freezing free agent market. The other mistake, it turns out, is that I suggested that sports agent Scott Boras might not be able to give one of his famous impromptu press conferences.

On Tuesday evening, he proved me wrong by taking his own meeting online, and in true Scott Boras fashion, it was full of insane metaphors and built like a never before practiced standup routine.

Below, some of the invited press share the highlights.

For starters, a thought I don’t necessarily disagree with:

Scott Boras…