Does anyone remember what the Cubs’ record was after nine games this season?
- The Marlins are coming to town, so lock up your children and pets as a titanic battle is sure to ensue. Just kidding. As R.J. Anderson notes, the Marlins are not only the worst team in the majors, they are on-pace to have the worst full-season run differential since the infamous 1899 Cleveland Spiders.
- Marlins team president Derek Jeter fired the team’s business manager because for some reason, fans aren’t paying to watch the worst team in the sport.