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MLB Bullets and the bonfire of the vanities

Let’s see how many things you can name about the Miami Marlins? Derek Jeter got rid of all of them. As Jon Heyman wrote, what Jeter knows about art couldn’t fill a thimble.

  • We interrupt the MLB Playoffs to bring you an act of cultural terrorism. Marlins team president Derek Jeter has completed his goal to be the Savonarola of MLB by getting permission to move the Marlins’ Home Run sculpture. They’re moving it outside the stadium, because fans are going to be outside the park waiting for it to go off when the Marlins hit a home run.